Meteorologists and scientists never imagined that there would be a need for a category 6 storm, with winds that exceed 200 miles per hour on a sustained basis, sweeping away everything in its path. Until now, such a storm wasn’t possible, so there was no need for a new category above category 5.

Consider: Names are a dark ritual to summon each other, and therefore anyone who uses the wrong ritual to try to summon you either does not deserve you, or deserves whatever happens because of their failed ritual

I've distilled my home page down to the essentials.

@kuketzblog Du schriebst ja schon das Web ist kaputt. Auf Englisch heißt das "Bullshit Web", und beschreibt das Gleiche in anderen Details:

Living close to nature and spending time outside has significant and wide-ranging health benefits - according to new research from the University of East Anglia.

I could say I'm a sysadmin but I'm in fact a transadmin

'Lambda and serverless is one of the worst forms of proprietary lock-in we've ever seen in the history of humanity'

Closh combines the best of traditional unix shells with the power of Clojure. It aims to be a modern alternative to bash.

Quora: What did Alan Kay mean by "Lisp is the greatest single programming language ever designed"?

Alan Kay himself answers.


I think it's pretty cool that Unicomp is willing to make a custom keyboard layout for me despite the implied work involved (retooling, firmware change, etc) and do so for... not too much more, given the work involved.

Plus, once it's made, it gets a part number and other people can order it too :D.

Basically I'm ordering a 122 key keyboard (each key will have its own scancodes), but ANSI instead of ISO layout; this is the default one they have:

Like you can't get a light-up Unicomp keyboard (imo a feature because it feels gimmicky to me), which is a non-starter for a lot of people.

Welcome $given_name! How are you doing today on this $state_of_local_atmospheric_conditions day?

Perhaps you would like to peruse some $digital_photographic_data from $numerologically_elapsed_time that our neural network determined to be more statistically significant than average in your $local_peer_group?

No need to let us know what you think. We'll be monitoring $reactions_from_puny_mammalian_brain to further tune our machine learning datasets.

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🇩🇪 🇦🇹 🇨🇭 ist offen für alle User und ist mit vielen anderen Instanzen verbunden.