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Me: gets sub sandwich.
Puts a dollar in the tip jar while husband getting his sandwich.
Pay with my card once the lady is at the register.

Card reader: tip?

My anxiety: she's here now she didn't see me do the other tip I guess I will tip again ohnoo.

Our bodies are just our MMORPG avatars for this game called life and you can change up your avatar however you want, dood.

Hm I wonder if I phrased that badly. I basically just feel like gender and lower parts are different properties and one doesn't depend on the other, but assuming the new parasite host is a cis female alien then I just wouldn't be that bothered by the change.

"we are not accustomed to these kinds of changes"

Yeah maybe not in the 1990s if only the writers of Star Trek TNG were more queer.

Beverly is disappointed by her boyfriend now being a girlfriend. As an asexual person who has no specific attraction to lower parts (I'll learn whatever dood) I can't relate to just... Not liking someone anymore due to change of gender.

Is Beverly going to date Riker-Parasite Symbiote?

This space parasite is really good at being romantic. I hope Beverly and Space Parasite will be happy together.

Chillin' in a hotel, watching Star Trek TNG after dinner and a hot shower. Yay, vacation time. ❤️❤️ t.co/Q6dyHupQP9

Ugh airport classism. Nobody in the rich person line but the economy line ticketing is really long t.co/MBeR3Xs8Az

I don't suffer from low self esteem I suffer from other's low awareness of my greatness :p

Retoot of qdot on t.co/NABN2PmnXq:

"This just turned into a real good week to easily figure out who you don't want working on your open source project." t.co/jlVPKprZpI

This just turned into a real good week to easily figure out who you don't want working on your open source project.

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